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Hi. Nick again. I blog way more than Miguel.
News:
We are moving to BYU land on Saturday.

I got a sweet job in Sandy working for the Census that starts Monday.

I don't like Jay Leno or Oprah. Conan and Ellen are so much better!

Michelle has kidney pain. We watch on the Doctors show that showed a girl with the same thing and the answer to it was pain pills. They said to go see a pain specialist.

I made a shirt for Michelle- http://179054.spreadshirt.com/meow-kitten-A5541378/customize/color/1

Thank You Generous Hosts

Our neighbor hasn't been evicted! Our management said they cannot "legally" kick him out. So, I guess that means they aren't playing by prison rules (which is no rules). But, we can "legally" move to another complex thats under the same management. The problem is the ones we like are $100 more than we're paying now. We'll keep looking and deciding. Our contract goes up in April. Perhaps an attic we shall seek.

Anyway, Nick had an amazing 25 year milestone in his life. I'm Nick. I got shoes and ate at Madelines with the Partridges and was showered with kind sentiments and steak and an extra side of buffalo wings. Then ate at Sweet Tomatoes with my damn family. People always say "fam damily". I say damn family, but, in a loving way. My mom also made her Italian approved lasagna with a salad that had Olive Garden dressing and a crayon cake. I always have liked Crayon Cake for my birthday and have gone to Nicklecade a lot on birthday occasions. Nicklecade is no longer around but Nickle Mania is, and its exactly like Nicklecade. Kid places hardly change, though.

So, Michelle got me some new shoes and is the best person to have a birthday with, because she is one of those play-hard/work-hard people, who know how to get a party going. Which is good for me cause I'm sort of one of those laid back, chillax kind of people. Unless Andrew W.K. is on. Or Vampire Weekend which my friends Tyra and Tom Partridge graciously bought me tickets to see in March.



And now Andrew W.K. with the weather-


THANK YOU FOR THE PRESENTS AND WARM SENTIMENTS EVERYONE!

Living the Dream

Marriage is awesome.

Yes thats exactly what it looks like. Its not me idea. Me as in Nick.
I thought I'd start writing on here again.
Things that are new or up in the air-
You've probably heard about our meth neighbor. Twice called the cops on him. First time was because we suspected Meth use. Second is because he's really loud and offensive sometimes at night. He has been a pain but we're not going to move till April because it would cost a lot and we like downtown. His name is Carl and he is a crazy gay man that looks like a pirate and loves Lady Gaga and songs like "I'm coming out, I want the world to know, got to let it show!" I know because he plays and sings a long to them. Which is all right. He has calmed down but its just awkward. Management told me that he wouldn't be living there much longer. I'm not sure what their definition of "living there much longer" means. Are they going to kill him?
Another thing. Michelle is working triple duty right now. That is not a new way of saying having to go to the bathroom #2 a lot. I mean that she is going to to a University that is an hour away, teaching driver's ed thats 20 min away, and babysitting 2 childrens in the mornings every other day and that is 30 min away. So please pray for Michelle. Meanwhile, Nick is just eating Tony's freezer pizzas and checking the Huffington Post every 15 minutes. I did get a job that starts soon. It will be for the U.S. Census Bureau. Sounds important and pays really well. That will be next month. Which is great cause Michelle put in her 2 weeks which turned into 2 months at her job. We're excited about that.
One more thing. Even though we haven't had cable or even those stupid converter boxes to watch TV we are able to stay caught up on American Idol, the Office, and whatever else. Did you see Pants on the Ground? That guy is and will always be my African American Idol. That would be a cool show (although racist due to its limiting implications on contestants' ethnicities due to the title). Is Ethnicities a word? Blogger says no and suggests that I replace it with "Elasticities" which is quite racist, indeed.
All in all we are living the dream!
Go Team COCO

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Nick and Michelle

A First Rate Update

So, this is Nick. Lets have a chat. I think I need to apologize first of all. When I started this blog I had a computer and now its on the fritz. So, we haven't been able to really log on the web our lives in a format that can be tolerated for a first rate update. Right now I'm using Tyra's computer. Although, I think the computer is using me. Its like defying me to believe its a good computer whenever I use it because I want to believe its a good computer. But, its better than mine.

Michelle is taking a nap. We've had a long last few days. Our little friend Vickie called up with another problem of using too much drugs or not enough. She was Michelle's companion in the mission. Now she is a user. So, we went to take her to the emergency room etc. etc. Point of the story is we didn't get much sleep and had to drive a lot. Her dad is not taking care of her I guess. We don't really know the full story ever but we hope she gets the treatment she needs.

Drugs are ba ba bad. Not in a cool way. Like smoking is. Just kidding. Smoking is only okay if they're rock stars or in a Police Drama. Other wise forget it. Lungs need air to spare not black smoke and tokes. But a lot of people still do these things.

I hope Michelle wakes up before 6 cause she has a class to teach. Yeah she isn't driving the short bus but she is still a driving instructor. She likes it. Me? You ask? Why yes I am going to intern for Senator Harry Reid in Washington D.C.. How did you know? Oh you didn't? Oh you found out on Facebook? Your sources are legit. We don't know yet the whole story with that either as far as housing or if Michelle is coming. So, there are some balls in the air. Balls are better than smoke in the air though.

Also, we have redeemed some clothes from the choco milk monster that happened. Oh yeah, it was a demon. We live on the 3rd floor and on a hill so when we get groceries we have a death hike so we carry all we can in one trip. Well, Miguel had like the OJ, Milk, and Chocolate Milk gallons and she dropped the choco milk bomb and it went everywhere in our kitchen. So, we cleaned it up and left the towels on the dirty clothes pile. A few days later we came home. The carpet reaked and then we went into the bedroom where the towels laid like an evil spider waiting for its prey. We were assaulted immediately by these moist, warm, disgusting towels and their rotten smell. We gagged. Michelle thought my gag was a good gag. She threw up. I threw them out of the apartment and then down the stairs and then into the rain and finally a dumpster. The smell lingered and I thought the clothes were unpardonable but they are redeemed. Hallelujah.

Extra Extra

So, we meet again. Has anyone got a chance to watch Nick's movie debut as bearded, drunk, high school dancer at a pool party in the S. Darko movie (sequel to Donnie Darko (but not really, just in name))? It is pretty fabulous. Hopefully, you don't watch the rest of the movie. Also, there is art up in Provo under the name El Digital Artist. We are hoping to get worldwide recognition. Michelle is now a driving instructor. You read that right. We're both working hard to make a difference. 10 people came up to us in our ward and asked if we were new. They were new to us. But, maybe we should try and befriend the old timies with some song and dance. I'm sure it would ease their arthritis. Its a pretty good ward. Our friends down the street Dan and Susan go to the ward just before us and guess who also goes there. You guessed wrong. Marv! Nick's 40 year old roommate from the time he wasn't married and lived in Provo. Weird. If you see a guy with a tattoo of the Nike sign then you know its Marv. Anyway, Happy birthday to everyone this month. We're kind of poor. So that might be your birthday card. Apologies.
Nick and Miguel's current favs-
Angel
Harry Potter
The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brian
Neko Case
Camera Obscura
Rain
Money
Twilight Concert Series
Jimmy John's sandwiches
Our 46 in TV that Nick's parents bought for 30 dollars at a yard sale
and
Templos

The Monthly Blog Talk

You're probably wondering "when is Nick and Miguel going to have a baby and name it Bzerker the Explorer". Well to answer your question no, we are not, as of yet. I just noticed the word quest is in the word question. How quaint is that? I guess we must go on a quest before we know, like one of those Indian guru's at the quaint top of a mountain. Actually, we are going to have a baby!
Baby!
Baby!
Someday. Babies are cute, but guess what? We don't have enough moola la for that kind of fun. We need a new car if you know any good deals. And a good computer. And milk. Babies love milk.
N.E. way, good talk.