Nick: Wouldn't it be so cool to be a circus ringleader? That'd be such an awesome job!
(Miguel looks concerned)
Miguel: uh
Nick: Just say it'd be an awesome job and lets just move on.
Miguel: I'm moving on.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Drunk 2 Year Old and a Gay Neutered Dog that Steals From Children
Miguel and I were placed in the custody of a little boy. His name is Gibson. He likes Rock and Roll and playing Ball. Sometimes he lives on the edge too much and swings around too much and falls on his butt-
As you can see Gibson was going through a lot. Miguel probably shouldn't have let this behavior carry on but it was mostly her idea. But, what I think really was the low point of our 2 hours of babysitting was when Gibs was playing with a ball. Everything was going great. Then out of the bushes and the shadows emerged a giant black beast that lunged at the blue ball and ripped it from Gibson's itty bitty hands. But, that wasn't all. Oh no not at all. This tyrant of a monster we'll call Arky then began to vigorously hump the ball. Then Gibson tried to regain control of his former toy and watch-
I'm pretty sure Arky would have lit up a cigarette if he wasn't Straight Edge. I mean you'd think after such an act his appetites would have been met and he'd retire to his dark dwelling to return again after a fort night. Oh false! Just look at his next ploy-
He stole the binky from a BABY! Arky must have been born from the depths of Hadeous like merciless vagabonds. By what cosmic misfortune do we share to have seen this rapist of life's virtue! By what yarn of a nook do we shake our heads at this circus like thievery! What a jerk! After the binky he slobbered his K9's over the left shoe of the littlest one. How does this mega mouch sleep at night? Probably on the tears of baby ducklings.
Well, anyway, I'd have to say it was one of our better babysitting experiences.
As you can see Gibson was going through a lot. Miguel probably shouldn't have let this behavior carry on but it was mostly her idea. But, what I think really was the low point of our 2 hours of babysitting was when Gibs was playing with a ball. Everything was going great. Then out of the bushes and the shadows emerged a giant black beast that lunged at the blue ball and ripped it from Gibson's itty bitty hands. But, that wasn't all. Oh no not at all. This tyrant of a monster we'll call Arky then began to vigorously hump the ball. Then Gibson tried to regain control of his former toy and watch-
I'm pretty sure Arky would have lit up a cigarette if he wasn't Straight Edge. I mean you'd think after such an act his appetites would have been met and he'd retire to his dark dwelling to return again after a fort night. Oh false! Just look at his next ploy-
He stole the binky from a BABY! Arky must have been born from the depths of Hadeous like merciless vagabonds. By what cosmic misfortune do we share to have seen this rapist of life's virtue! By what yarn of a nook do we shake our heads at this circus like thievery! What a jerk! After the binky he slobbered his K9's over the left shoe of the littlest one. How does this mega mouch sleep at night? Probably on the tears of baby ducklings.
Well, anyway, I'd have to say it was one of our better babysitting experiences.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
We Cleaned Up Good
Miguel and I have been very fortunate to have such good amigos. We got 4 toasters. One of them was very special-
Sorry to anyone who gave us a toaster that didn't have Hello Kitty on it because we returned it. Because I mean look at the toast quality-
Miguel is a sucker for cute things which is why she married this guy-
We want to THANK YOU! So, thanks. Its been really fun being married for these past 2 months.
Our wedding was cool. I'll post some footage of it some time. But, we really liked all the presents of people who were present, as well as their presence. We had a lot of stuff. We'll get around to sending thank you cards soon but it might be years until then just accept this if you're reading this. If you're not reading this then please just wait for it. Also, if you're not reading this what are you doing? You should read our blog man. Its pretty awesome.
Yesterday was our 2 month anniversary here are some scenes that have been documented in that time via Cybershot video-
We got a beautiful home
Winger Eater
This is before I washed this dry clean only sweater.
Shakedown on Center St. in Provo
I'm Not Numb
Sorry to anyone who gave us a toaster that didn't have Hello Kitty on it because we returned it. Because I mean look at the toast quality-
Miguel is a sucker for cute things which is why she married this guy-
We want to THANK YOU! So, thanks. Its been really fun being married for these past 2 months.
Our wedding was cool. I'll post some footage of it some time. But, we really liked all the presents of people who were present, as well as their presence. We had a lot of stuff. We'll get around to sending thank you cards soon but it might be years until then just accept this if you're reading this. If you're not reading this then please just wait for it. Also, if you're not reading this what are you doing? You should read our blog man. Its pretty awesome.
Yesterday was our 2 month anniversary here are some scenes that have been documented in that time via Cybershot video-
We got a beautiful home
Winger Eater
This is before I washed this dry clean only sweater.
Shakedown on Center St. in Provo
I'm Not Numb
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