Bowling for My Ring

I can't believe it. My ring is gone. It'll come back. What adventures could it be on? Are there hobbits currently trying to throw it in a volcano? Perhaps it is on a train headed for Botswana and then a boat because its overseas. I really hope my ring isn't overseas. It might be at the bowling alley. Michelle's ring is fine. Praise the Lord. That one cost a pretty penny. As did mine. Michelle paid for it with her own blood (plasma) and from the help of her mom. Well, lets pray we say the day when my ring comes home to my finger.