Friday, November 7, 2008

Wedding Dance Everyone... Bring Drugs!

Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur...she hit the floor. Shorty got low. Reeboks with the straps. Gave that big booty a slap. She hit the floor. Shorty got low low low low low low low.

Need some good wedding song suggestions. Don't really need them but if you have any to offer, please comment.

Also, we are sad to report that Miguel sort of had a baby already. Sorry everyone. We were just having fun. Actually it was a baby kidney stone. Nick had to run down to Provo from South Jordan in the middle of the night to give Miguel some Loritab pills for her baby kidney stone labor pains. Luckily Mama Bear was gracious enough to go pick her up the next day and take her home. Please pray for Miguel's kidney to get off drugs. It loves to get stoned.

Tid bit fact about Nick and Miguel- Nick first proposed to Miguel while she was intoxicated on Morphine. Nick says she was love drunk but it was the Morphine. She said "are you serious?" and Nick said "yep" and they lived happily forever.


karlee said...

Asparagus and Coke. Blend the asparagus, drink it and one can of coke every 20 minutes. She was supposed to try it out for me!
You guys can play our song at your wedding.
Forever - Ben Harper. I love that one and you should too.

Jackie said...

ha ha ha. I love the way you wrote out those lyrics. Nick, you are a good little fiance!! I want someone to love me and take me drugs in the middle of the night!!!! Someone that's not my dealer.
OK, wedding songs:

Come and get your love by Redbone
Be my Baby by the Ronettes
Dancing in the Moonlight

These I will be playing at my own wedding but you can have them. My gift to you...Youre welcome.

I Am Booya said...

Thank you it'll go pass the committee. How about Bump n Grind by R. Kelly? Or Gwen Stefani Holland Back?